Defending Sovereign, Church, and Country from the Forces of Darkness

Lon Ryden draws a series of cartoons entitled "They Want Our Women!", about a team of goofy green aliens that abduct women and subject them to rather risque experiments. You can see the entire series on his deviantArt gallery.

But that begs the question: what would happen if they abducted someone not quite so helpless? Well, this is what would happen if they snatched Sir Differel Van Helsing. And they should count themselves lucky she summoned Caliburn and not Vlad Drakulya.

NSFW! The following comic contains nudity. Viewer discretion is advised.

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We Hold the Line, and This Line Shall Not Be Crossed!